Just in case you feel like we do and you just hate this planet, here are a few useful mental disorders you can adopt to survive.

intentional loss of reality

believe into anything that sounds good
believe whatever you want
everything else is of course bullshit

acute forget, if it is useful

if somebody want to tell you something, what you have said or done before, say you dont remember. He must be mistaking.

If he negiate, say it again. The more you repeat, the more it makes impact. At one point, he believe you are right.

Just in case, he will also start to repeat his statements, close your ears and start to sing, or talk about something else. Or start to eat some cookes. Loud Cookies.

Most people don’t realize when a conversation is over, so turn around and walk away. Or don’t answer anymore. That should help.

sudden muteness

A good way to escape every conversation is just say nothing at all. And if i say nothing, i mean nothing! Not one word, all the time.

to remain silent the whole time, however, requires a lot of self-discipline and succeeds only experienced misanthropists.

play dumb

My love is called it, „the toasted bread style“. Because some he know very well used to play this game, if he want to tell them something, they just dont want to hear or know.

It means, open your eyes as wide as its possible and play pretend to be massively amazed. corresponding sounds and gestures underpin the whole thing. if the person opposite you is not impressed, scratch your head and start yawning demonstratively.

If its not enough if you act like this, :

start laughing at them

the full range of grins for laughs will make them feel stupid to themselves and stop talking to you.

but be careful about the fine line between, they feel a little stupid while talking to you and they get angry about you.

If you start feeling, you cross that fine line and maybe now they want to beat you… run.

okay, maybe thats the point of the return to your mindfulness?

If you think, i was joking, sorry. The way i told you, you should behave, it exactly the way many people i know or we know act, if we want to tell them something whats could be important for them to know. But what they do? Read again.

Did they think its the right way? And wonder why if we never talk to them again.

Dont misunderstand us, we dont really hate mankind, but if we have enough of theire way of behave, its very close to become an hater.

In German we used to say : destroy it before it destroy you.

But the real problem is. if your are an high empathic person – it definately destroys you, even before you realised it was like this.

so better stay awarned and dont let people to close into your private zone.

What do you think about it?

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